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True, true. I more think it's a problem when taking a given medication isn't going well for a patient, and the doctor basically says well take more then.

He is doing the Lord's work.

Maybe if more people were PUNK ROCK it would.

nah, the most punk rock thing ever was that girl in L7 taking out her tampon and throwing it in the crowd at Reading.

God bless him.

Yes. That's why Zac Efron was in his undies for most of The Paperboy.

No. I need the apostrophe there. Otherwise we're not clear about how many vaginas this person has on fire at one time.

Okay, for the cheap seats: In the United States, All African-Americans are Black; however, All Black folks are NOT African-American. Why is that? Because African-American is technically an ethnicity. It describes the Black population who descended from American Slaves. Just because white people have a strong need to

If she's wearing heels and walking around with those things it'll be EVERYTHING giving her grief.

free-hangin boobs

Oh yes, I've been there. Could have written parts of your post- same pattern of usage, same amount of alcohol, same experience the first time I tried to cut back on my own, and same thing with Googling it for hours and scaring the crap out of myself. What was different was that I didn't have a therapist or husband to

Sober girl here! Meeting with a Dr. is a really good first step. Also finding a therapist that you can talk to about your drinking is going to be crucial. Unless you want to go to AA - it really helped me my first few years of not drinking, now I just talk to my therapist and I have 9 years and some change of

I'm with you in terms of enormous breast implants, but that's probably b/c I had reduction because of huge ta-tas and can't imagine choosing to have something weighty and big on my chest again. Big boobs for me = intense back, neck, and shoulder pain.

my 70-something uncle, who was a fighter pilot in the Vietnam conflict, literally cannot stand to hear her name. He has never seen a Fonda film made post Hanoi-Jane photos.

Oh, sure, SHE does it and everyone's like "daaaaaaaaang girl" and I do the same damn thing and everyone's all like "get off of my balcony" and "seriously I'm calling the police" and "using chicken cutlets in that manner is a crime against humanity and God," typical double standard

Honestly, THIS is the butt that should have broken the internet. Not what's her face's.

There's a dude in my town who drives around with an anti-Jane Fonda bumper sticker on his truck. In the whole scheme of the last 40 or so years, you couldn't think of one thing that pissed you off more than Jane Fonda?

I am always late to the Saturday Night Social (damn time zones), but someone on Jez once handed me my ass for making an article about black women all about me (a white woman). I had, like, told a story about calling a student the wrong name, and how she assumed that I had mixed her up with another black student, and

A couple of month ago, I inaccurately posted that Kaley Cuoco probably makes less than her castmates on the Big Bang Theory (this was when she was going on about not being a feminist).