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I hate the fact he's called "M." Ward. Seriously. It makes me angry and has for years.

I see a bright future for you in the genre of baby names books!

That baby doesn't even have glasses!

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And don't forget to get your card stamped. You get a free one after five!

Oh, go suck a goji berry smoothie.

I'm well beyond the age when I should be adulting properly, and yet I have two. I'm hoping the psychic scarring is minimal and makes for fun quirkiness rather than batshit crazy.

Trisexual: will try anything once.

Somewhere in the Northwest, Ben Gibbard is writing a bummer of a song about this...but he was gonna write a bummer of a song anyway, he just has a topic now.

You need to start recapping The Real Housewives of Cheshire. That shit is another level.

I would have an ill-advised baby in a heartbeat if Modcloth introduced a baby line.

Oooooo... Jax sucked a dick! Who hasn't around these parts!?

Did you hear when Jax said there were no gay dudes in the Midwest? I was like, WUT? This guy is 35 yrs. old. I wonder if he really thinks that, or if it was a workaround comment on being straight himself, since that's where he's from. It's a sly way (by feigning ignorance) of addressing rumors that he knew would be…

It was odd and I'm sure the producers called up John to set this all up

I just wanted to respond directly to that. I work in a pretty professional environment (now) and a friend of mine, who had been a friend for YEARS, got drunk one night at my place helping ME through a shitty break up and told me she'd been on the game for the entire time I knew her. (Re: on the game... her words, not…

um, it's floor nursing,as well, that's completely fucking insane.I've told another nurse, "watch my patients for a sec" puked in the bathroom from food poisoning, then finished the shift.and worked a full shift with a migraine, clocked out, and went to the er for treatment.

Yes, I agree with you, actually. It's not humane. Sure, they were in the middle of nowhere and she has the right to do whatever she pleases to her own arm, but any responsible boss/manager/whatever, would have driven her to the nearest hospital right after either the injury or her cauterization of the injury. I do not…

That last story: Listen. When you haven't even yet graduated from your expensive college and you're already choosing to go have your limbs mangled for free during an 8 hour shift that a bunch of rich people have paid a small fortune for? That's when you change your career. That's why the romanticizing of the…