I have something like that: http://freeuglychairs.tumblr.com/

But there's no HEB in Hutto. Venture further west to the Cedar Park area. We have a mostly dried up lake and HEBs on every corner. Downside: we also have a lot of the up and coming frat guys, but I'd imagine that's a problem in all the Austin burbs.

How many native Austinites does it take to change a lightbulb?

*chains clanking* my dad is a lawyerrrrrrr oooooooooooooooo

Esspecially the latter when it's said by all the Austin transplants!

And Taco Bell, probably.

instead of brimstone you'd only smell beer farts and Axe body spray.

Haunted by frat boys sounds horrible, actually. Imagine all the late night "WHOOOOO!" noises you'd have to contend with. From beyond the grave.

are they gonna cgi him a dick, or do we get nothing at all (like no obvious crotch shots)?

VERY SELF IMPORTANT. I had to do hospitality shit for his stupid band one time and he was kind of a shit to me and my co-worker. I just kinda ignored him but he was kinda snippy to my co-worker and she called him on it and he was all like... mockingly apologetic to her and then decided to turn on the charm and be…

HIPSTER JESUS IS THAT YOU?

I live for Team Cat Headquarters bulletins. There was an article recently without any TCH commentary and I was all, "I haz teh sadz." I found myself seriously wondering if TCH was out of session for vacation or something. Until I remembered that it's not like Congress.

Team Cat Headquarters here

Ooh ooh I can actually answer this. Some big brands have agencies that trawl the Internet for any mention of their name. So if someone who used to work there actually said something bad about them, it would be pretty easy for them to find out. And I guess if they had the motivation to, they could sue that person!

I suspect people are trying to get around their managers or Store Police that have google alerts set up with "Olive Garden". Since most places will fire your ass if you mention who you work form (or if they figure out you are commenting online at all tbh)

I just don't get it. When people make a conscious effort to do things like this, it drives me up the wall.

I have been wondering about this since the day I started doing these.