Ditto.

OH GOD NO.

What happened? Your ass used to be beautiful.

She's insufferable. How long until she does this shit to a photo of Leelah Alcorn or Mike Brown?

OK and that's a great point of view to have! But I'm not sure it applies here? I genuinely love Tara Reid. I know it's hard sometimes to separate snark, smarassery, shittalking and shade from genuine love but trust me, Tara Reid is my goddamn life hero. I am wearing Sharknado perfume as we speak. Thanks!

Wow, you're good. I almost want to send you a picture of myself so you can tell me what I smell like, but I'm scared you'd hurt my feelings.

Don't think I'm alone here when I say I'm a sucker for any woman who can be described as "having torso for days", plus I have an undying love for shark tooth necklaces. My god, she's like an angel.

BRB, making a 'Tara Reid 20015 Photo Calendar' and using this picture for every single month. All 8 of the months. Taking…

My mother is OBSESSED with the Blessing of the Animals. She would bring all of our cats, fish, birds, pet lizards—everything. I visited her one year in Florida with my dog (who is now in doggie heaven) and I swear y'all she was more concerned about getting the dog to church than she was about me. Like "WHATEVER BECKY…

That was it! Yeah my mom used to take that rat everywhere with her. It's funny she HATED it when I first got it but when I was at college she fell in love with her. My mom would take her to the post office and all around town on her errands. There is picture of her in our local paper at church with the rat during the…

I just put down my older pet rat and the vet was super sweet about it. He hadn't eaten in two weeks and was just going to miserably linger. She had quoted me 30 but brought it down to ten dollars. We live in the south though and vet prices seemed to be MUCH cheaper all around than what my family pays in the midwest…

OK MAKE YOU SURE YOU SCREAM A LITTLE LOUDER ABOUT THIS NEXT TIME SO THAT TARA REID CAN HEAR YOU HERSELF ALL THE WAY UNDER THE SEA IN HER MERMAID PALACE THANK YOU OMG

After watching The Big Lebowski, mentioning Tara Reid's toes just disturbs me.

I will be performing a live reading of this edition of Tara Reid Actual Mermaid Theater later on this evening in my living room. If you wish to attend, tickets are available at the box office for $9.99. Reserve online for a 15% discount or sign-up for our Special Tara Reid Mermaid Theater VIP Club for 20% off all…

I decided to investigate: they are nice people, just ditzy musicians, and are moving in February. HUZZAH!

I like them in order, L to R (teal best)!

I'm trying to stay inside all weekend in order to prevent myself from spending unnecessarily, and I have done almost nothing today. It didn't help that the assholes upstairs kept me up ntil 5AM last night with their partying and smoking. Holy crap, the smoking. It was so heavy that it got into my closet and…

So me and my booklover friend were discussing....well books and she was recommending a book called Beyond Duty. What she meant was this: http://www.beyond-duty.com

Thanks for the Jimmy Dickens love. My mother loves him, his songs remind her of her childhood, growing up in the mountains way back in the 30's and 40's. She was telling me about his song "Take an Old Cold Tater and Wait" just last week, how she had to do just that when company came over to eat Sunday dinner.

well tonight is a glorious night at Casa de MassofContradictions. Brand new TV acquired from MicroCenter, which is a spectacular place. Just finished some whole-wheat pizza from my favorite neighborhood-ish pizza place (Just over the other side of Grand Army Plaza) and now I will busy myself with reading interesting…

This is like the Serial of viral clips right now.