I've watched enough episodes of Bridezillas to know some people are that dumb/crazy.

Who in your opinion, would be the Kenny G of rap? Assuming one exists just yet?

About as good as my last interaction with some lifeless plastic. I can't complain.

I'm dumb.

You're such a doll.

Jennifer will sue Play Doh and get a fat settlement because her Christmas was ruined. Her kids will grow up to be priveleged yet unpopular. Everyone will call them the "Play Doh Dick Dynasty Family" behind their backs.

Unce Unce Unce Unce!!!!

What you did there, I see it.

My husband is your oncologist husband's boss. And he bought me that shitty little pond where you got married as a joke so we could reenact your shitty little wedding. Your child is radioactive and has a conehead. It makes sense that you'd mistake it for a lightbulb since you're dumber than a box of rocks.

Yeah. And then the 400 embedded clips of DIY procedures involving infections, zits, and cysts that followed. Unspeakable horror.

Sorry about the mental images. After Mark Shraybers post last night, mouth sores and scabs seem downright cute and cuddly.

Eh. He can still do solo work, camming. And there is a niche for everything including some that fetishize HIV.

Not true. Ever seen a scabby crusty nipple? A canker sore? Cold sore? Busted lip? Bleeding gums?

This made me remember this one ad that always pops up on Craigslist from a guy desperate to find a pregnant lactating partner for "nsa" fun.

OMG That was awesome.

I've found them at the Dollar store and in the dollar section at CVS or Walgreens (can't remember which). They are great for keeping panties and delicates safe in the wash.

Having been a cam model catering to fetish and BDSM minded clientele it was really an eye opener to see the extent to which there are guys seeking femdom experiences. In so many ways. I had never thought about it in the terms that you mentioned because most of what I've done was a paid service for a client. So even…

That's freaking fascinating and awesome!

I wanted to yell "Let her have the vibrator jerkface!" When I read the first one. I dare a dude to take mine away.

My only tradition for NYE is to go eat Chinese food. Don't ask me why. Usually the atmosphere is fun and lively. Hope you have a good one whatever you end up doing.