Hahahah I especially like Little Grey Witch! Mostly when I’m exasperated I just call her “cat.”

Oh, woe is me at this missed opportunity!

My partner just opened up a suitcase to show me what he had packed, and she jumped out and scared the bejesus out of us.

Maybe we should make it a thing? Although as one commenter pointed out, it does read like you’re asking, “What about dem hors doe?” which...maybe we should also make a thing?

Oh my gosh, that is exactly what it says.

When he picks her up for the second time and then tries to start bopping with her, I wanted to kill him. She is obviously concussed, you moron, pay attention to her instead of trying to save your dance!

Yeah I was in a wedding once where, right before we had to walk in, another bridesmaid (who is inherently adorable) was like, “We should all dance! Bride will love that!” (Spoiler: bride did not love that. I mean, she didn’t really care, but she was like, “That was weird, what made you do that?”) I just panicked and…

Like...how do you not know 50 people you like? Just my family members whom I like and see on a regular basis number over 30; factor in friends (I don’t want to brag, but I do have more than 10 friends) and their significant others, and I am easily at 50 on my end, plus my SO’s guests. We had to not invite people we…

But you use headphones, right? You don’t make everyone around you listen to your kids’ movies because you’re not a monster? YOU USE HEADPHONES, DON’T YOU?

Oh! I did kind of the same thing, but my reason was that I am lazy and hate calling people, so anyone who didn’t list prices got an instant nix. Your reason is so much better and more logical though!

Yup, throwing a fun party that gets all your family and friends together is lame, lame, lame. Other non-essential things like travel are objectively and inherently superior to hosting an event that allows your loved ones to meet and have fun together.

Yeah I would definitely recommend having food right off the bat, in case the pizza takes a while to get to everyone. As long as people have something to munch on (like salad, pasta salad, hors doe

How did you guys get around this? It’s too late for me, because my wedding is in two weeks, so I am locked in, but every time I called a vendor, I was internally like, “Don’t say wedding, don’t say wedding,” and then they’d answer the phone, and I would just scream, “IT’S A WEDDING!” OK, it wasn’t quite that bad, but…

hahaha I would be interested to know how many facebook-stalking sprees were launched by this article.

I don’t have a blog, but I am always really cautious about giving my SO a cutesy name on here, because his ex (who was kind of a dick and I’m pretty sure cheated on him) used to refer to him on her blog as a cutesy name based on her own handle. So, like, if her name was “KittyKat” (it wasn’t; that is terrible), he…

Yeah it was weird when I first started dating my now-fiance, because he had lived with the girlfriend before me, and I had never lived with anyone. So it was kind of a bummer when we did decide to move in together, because even though I logically knew that he was with me and that was his choice and all, I also felt…

I often want to know about my partner’s exes in the same way that I want to know the gossip about anyone in my life. Not for comparison or jealousy or whatever, but because I am a busybody who likes to know people’s life stories. It’s so weird that you’re not supposed to ask for the gossip about your partner’s life…

I think I have something of a different opinion on this than you, because suicidal depression runs in my family, so it’s something I’ve had a while to process. I’ve been lucky enough to escape it thus far, but I’ve had enough relatives commit suicide that I’ve grown to view it as a really tragic illness. The people I…

I mean, if I saw someone jump off a roof in front of me, I’d probably be like, “oooof I maybe just want to go home and be under a blanket,” but I wouldn’t expect everyone to have the same reaction as me. I do remember going to just sit and watch movies with a friend who witnessed a stranger’s suicide, and she was…

I mean, the title definitely implies that people watched her jump and then carried on carelessly with their partying, while the article makes it pretty clear that these people had no idea it had happened.