I saw both of them at the Opry last week, and...they were not great. Like, they were fine, but neither of them were really great performers, and Carmack actually sounded pretty bad. It might have just been the venue though; I’m sure they sound very different on an open air stage.

OH MY GOD HE WAS ON THE OFFICE

Wearing heels affects your body in multiple ways. It can cause problems for the spine, feet, and legs. Requiring professional attire is one thing; requiring a specific kind of professional attire that causes longterm adverse effects and increases risk of accident is an entirely different thing.

That is so weird to compare suit jackets or steel toed boots (which I assume are a safety requirement in those jobs) to wearing high heels, which have adverse effects on health. Like, maybe you don’t want to wear a jacket, but it’s not ultimately going to harm you. The steel toed boots will actually protect you. This…

I’m scared of marriage as well. My dad was mostly good to my mother but he had a sexist side when I was a kid and he gradually changed but do I want to wait that out with whomever I marry? All of my aunts had abusive marriages. Can I have the kind of marriage I want with a man or is it impossible because it feels like…

Wait...is “stinky pussy” a real stereotype about white people? Or any race? I have never heard that one.

I really miss my former best friend as well. She was a wonderful, beautiful, intelligent person, but she gave in to all her flaws and fears, all at once. Like everyone else, she struggled with them, but hers were maybe a little deeper and darker because she had kind of a rough adolescence. It was fine right up until…

I only had the top two wisdom teeth, so they ended up just doing some local anesthetic and pulling them. But when my brother got his removed, he was in high school, and he apparently leaned in from the backseat of the car and was like, “Mom...I get high. Sometimes I get high. And we can talk about it. Why would we…

Yeeeep. Like his buddy wouldn’t care at all that he backed out on them, because dudes know what’s really important (watching OITNB and avoiding “crazy” exes, but NOT having music at a large party you’ve paid money to host), but that nagging wife of his might bug him.

Well, “things happen,” but in this case, the “thing” was that this guy is kind of an asshole. It’s not like something actually came up that was preventing him from fulfilling his commitment; he just decided he’d rather not.

Well my actual nipples don’t. But my areola, the area around the nipple, does, in that it gets smaller and tigher. Like it pulls in around the nipple when I’m aroused? I don’t know that I would have chosen the word “puckering” to describe it, but also I can’t think of a better word.

I guess...my areolas have puckered? Sort of?

he scrunches my panties, in his hand, holds them up to his nose, and inhales deeply

Plenty of people on here read articles that aren’t on Jezebel though. And as far as I can tell, nobody offered you links because they were telling you things they had read elsewhere but not doing your basic googling for you. Like, if you asked me what the capital of the US was, I wouldn’t give you a link; I would just…

Uggghhh my 6-person dorm had one shared bathroom. Mostly it was fine, actually; there were two sinks, a shower stall, and a toilet stall. We just got reeeeeal comfortable being in there getting ready or whatever while someone else was showering or using the toilet.

If someone said that to me, I would immediately assume they had a camera set up. No question about it. That person wants me to have sex in that room for some nefarious reason.

Yeah, now I am kind of bummed that we might have had friends come to stay and heroically resist having sex on the off chance it would upset us. Maybe that pillow would be useful!

I think that your first comment, situated right under the blog as it is, came off as suggesting that having sex where other people might hear you at all is never OK and is dragging them into your sex play. Having read the rest of your comments, it’s pretty clear that’s not what you meant, but at the outset, I…

Oh my gosh, I did not realize that I replied to you three separate times. That is so embarrassing. I can’t believe you responded all three times!

I know someone who married a guy she met chatting to a friend of a friend on the mutual friend’s status. So I guess that’s how? However, both of them were pretty intensely prowling facebook for someone to marry them, so I don’t know if that would work for everyone. I think she was involved in 2-3 other intense,…