It depends on your state. California as an example prevents any hiring or firing decisions based on non-convictions. Other states allow you to weigh it in hiring, but not firing. It’s really only in the Republican dominated states that employers can fire you for farting too loud at the movies.

What I don’t get is why we’re comfortable with a private organization taking on a criminal justice role at all. If we worked at Wal-Mart and came in one morning and they said, “Sorry, we heard you got in a fight last night at a bar, you’re laid off for three months,” we’d likely be incensed. We have an organization…

The NFL requires more evidence to determine a player caught a football than it does to determine a player assaulted his partner. Awkward.

Thank god they’re not going to get any traction with anyone of import.

No respect for anyone in this group. SOCIALISM. DOESN’T. WORK.

Did any of them give you a good answer as to why the DSA supports Nicolas Maduro?

What do you mean? It regularly brings equality to minorities by bringing everyone into poverty.

If you are a white male, the only other option is a trump supporter.

That’s because socialism is a system for people who are fundamentally immoral. They are as bad as Nazis. They just have better marketing.

If anything, it will move them right. Still more people in the middle than anywhere else.

“Socialism cannot work.” FTFY

Here are all three of the socialist tickets for 2016 (with another party weirdly positioned in there):

So... your plan is to alienate white people with a penis (who presumably don’t want to cut it off)? Otherwise known as the largest potential bloc of voters to woo to your cause? And you wonder why you keep losing?

“It’s also an appealing and convenient stereotype, a carefully crafted straw man”

I was going to comment that anybody who values their time little enough to participate in MOCK FANTASY DRAFTS shouldn’t complain too much about having a minute or two wasted in the service of a dumb joke, but your comment made me realize how much more insane taking the time to do the joke over and over again is.

Go eat zoo animals in Venezuela if you like socialism so much.

Venezuela?

BECAUSE IT WORKED SO WELL IN VENEZUELA.

Yeah, this was reasonably clever and funny in, like, 2013 when he did Tebow. None of the responses even took the bait, as you said they all just called a guy an asshole for being an asshole.

Everyone has that one guy in the group who came up with a modestly funny prank, but then won’t stop doing it, to the point where he now is annoying as fuck. Yet when you punch him in the dick after the 1000th time he did it, you’re the asshole who can’t take a joke.