Yes, the next time I am in a medical emergency I will definitely call 911 and sit patiently for the ambulance to get to me instead of having somebody drive me to the emergency room so that I don’t piss of Katsumoto sitting comfortably in his car.

This needs to be carried over as the COTD for tomorrow. Well done.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

You’ve clearly never read the opposition research the Republicans had on Bernie. The dude could have never been President because of all the bizarre shit he has said during his lifetime. Below is an example of the stuff he has said. This was pre-election which means it doesn’t even include Republican opposition…

This is a bad take. People wanted to give her money when she had influence as SoS and when they thought she was going to be the next President. Who wants to give money to someone who has lost their influence and doesn’t plan on getting it back?

The taxi experience has been bad in every city I’ve been to. The media loves bashing Uber right now but they seem to overlook the fact that taxi companies have a much higher percentage of corrupt owners, drivers assaulting riders, etc.. Not to mention the service level of a taxi must be 5% of what Uber or Lyft can…

Also, one that shows up when you call it. With taxi’s you call 3-4 and hope one shows up

This is the biggest point lost in all these discussions of Uber/Lyft/whatthehellever: there was an established industry already in place, with a 100+ year history, so shitty, that people will choose a service employing rapists, thieves, and murderers.

Ohh hey, you wouldn’t happen to live in not-NYC would you?

I don’t even care about what a shitty company Uber is or Lyft, or whatever else is out there. When I’m drunk off my ass and I just want a ride home I’d rather go home in a 2 year old Honda Accord that’s clean than an ancient yellow Crown Vic that has 12 years worth of bodily fluids in the backseat.

“everything Congress needs to know to fix our political acrimony they learned in Little League,”

“What I don’t understand is why the public needs access to military-grade weapons, or why it’s so difficult to ban people with mental-health problems or criminal records from purchasing rifles and pistols.”

In that it allowed them to bang on the starter quicker, yes.

This is a very important comment. If everything is deemed offensive without meeting the definition, either nothing or everything is offensive.

Perestroika will involve laying off the regular workers and doing it all through an app and “independent contractors.”

Can’t be any worse than being a Soros troll. I still haven’t gotten my paycheck from all the marches.

Michael, Russia has had a base in Tartus since 1971. How is this a new foothold?

Year 3 of the 5 year plan. Send old trolls to the gulag. Their regular interaction with the West has made them untrustworthy.

This Guardian article suggests in the $800-1100 a month range, although I imagine there’s some freelance type piece work as well. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house

How do you verify that reddit sources are real? Just saying they are real doesn’t really provide them with credibility.