Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

Ideally: “Espn doesn’t condone staff swearing at the general public, but in this instance, we’ll make an exception”

So he’s been here 30 years...and he’s still here illegally because of the spotty inconsistent enforcement of immigration laws over that time span...and he can still be deported once somebody decides to enforce the existing laws?

Oh I have one! He got in and drove away and I haven’t seen him in 20 years.

I think the entire concept is flying right over your head.

In his defense, Trump said “We have to stop the funding of terrorism.”

We’re doing just that...we’re taking 12-billion dollars AWAY form the people we’re thinking are terrorists. He’s literally defunding them.

Oh god I laughed out loud. I’m horrible. Thank you for being horrible too. :)

Except she’s best friends with Kate The Wasp, another female comic who doesn’t do vulgar Amy Schumer type stuff. Except she’s a staunch supporter of a lot of important feminist causes. Except she is one to generally laugh at herself. Except her point about being smart with your comedy and not “like one of the boys” is…

i get that a lot.....

Don’t worry Alanis, I just read it for the articles...

Tru dat! The Black Egyptians invented healthy chicken in their flying pyramids. Then the cave dwelling white man stole it, fried it and forced it down the throats of black people.

I think you know the answer:

So he’s guilty of criminal mischief or destruction of property instead. The difference in charges is why I would’ve gotten a lawyer were I him.

Watch as emotion overrules logic as I present the facts.

At least now they’re saying you need to be charged. Last year it was anyone on a secret terrorist watch list has to give up their 2nd Amendment rights. Progress?

I like how you assume domestic abusers are mostly right wing in the comment section of an article about an unhinged Bernie Bro.

What are you talking about? Why would an innocent person be more willing to void their civil rights, especially if they are innocent?

If you let people be denied a constitutional right because of an accusation without conviction I guarantee it will be used to harm minorities even faster than Trump began parroting Obama’s fake news comment to his own ends.

It’s so strange that progressives treat several of the amendments as suggestions, while treating others as sacred.

lol, third times the charm. Nice use of bold and all-caps, it really gets your point across.