I’ll always remember Eugene Robinson (a good Christian family man) getting popped for prostitution the night before he was supposed to play in Super Bowl 33.

+1 Battle Hymn of the Republic

W.T. Sherman nods in approval.

“Paul feels robbed? Cry me a fuckin’ river. You know why he’s Rich, right?”
-Peter

Down there they call it the "methric system" I believe.

“Win” is a strong word. It’s more like they made a situation in which everybody loses along with them.

What is the sound of one ball slapping ?

[age of Roger Federer at his death] minus [duration of match]

scans for *female orgasm*

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

He’s with the Angels, now still.

Even though it’s likely he’ll still end up getting rich playing a game for a living, I do feel more than a Manute amount of sympathy for him.

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

The key difference, for those keeping score at home, is that voter fraud is a fake problem and voter suppression is a real one.

“Unequivocally, this guy was the best shooter Dallas ever had.”

A scorpion asks a frog to carry him over a river.

Corgan Tries, Fails to Reassemble Smashed Pumpkin