There are two problems with Stadia.

“See, Joe, that’s what snakes get on Whacking Day.”

Ujiri: Mr. DA do you like Imagine Dragons

Or because that field has caused more injuries to humans than actual bear traps? 

“Snyder and superheroes don’t mix well.”

Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

I mean who are they limiting on these statues?

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

Not related to this specific post, but . . .

They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.

Sometimes I wonder if the good folks at Deadspin are going to far in making fun of Tomsula. I mean, all the guy wants to do is make sure the other hobos know which restaurants have the best trash cans to scavenge through. Is that so bad?

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

The Paterno/McQueary conversation as it plays out in the fevered imaginations of Gladwell, Jenkins, et al:

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

I assume D+ is going to offer a two-tiered subscription system. A standard plan that includes every season of the Simpsons, and a premium plan that only includes seasons 1-9.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton.