I am surprised by the length of the contract. Seems 995 years to short.

“Reich was one of three candidates reportedly interviewed by Colts GM Chris Ballard after McDaniels turned them down.”

I guess after the Petit-Frere coup, you could say that Ohio State is no longer a little brother in this rivalry....

The door is over there? Great, thanks.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Due to poor clock management most of Scandinavia won’t get their presents until the 27th.

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Credit to Matt Rhule where it’s due, at least Baylor is just assaulting men now.

Every Met down in Playoffville liked Baseball a lot, but the Wilpon, who lived just north of Playoffville - did not. The Wilpon hated Baseball - the whole Baseball season. Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn’t…

Hungry Howies, Jet’s, and Marco’s are all real, and are all significantly better than any of the places on the list.

Despite the claims of his attire, he really doesn’t seem to be in the mood to take BS.

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

This needs more roses.

This is every Louisville Backpage worker’s 9/11

You weren’t moved by how SATC II brought to our attention the oppression suffered by Middle Eastern women (by holding an impromptu fashion show in the middle of the movie of said oppressed women, as they’re running away from men who want to kill them?) Because I was really moved by that. Or I had a bowel movement, I…

To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”

That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.