That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Not Steve McMichael

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

TwitterAudit Says 67 Million of Katy Perry’s Followers Are Fake

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

That’s productive saber-rattling from a young guy not willing to be buffaloed into a contract extension.

Love that this “accidentally single handedly started an HIV outbreak” motherfucker is the face of responsible conservatism.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

Okay, but just so we’re clear, a Tesla is definitely a real unit of measure.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

Ugh. All of those pretentious University Presidents have PHDs in something. She insists you call her Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

The shooting was justified.

In a further statement, ORU President Billy Wilson told the men’s basketball team he had a vision from a 900 foot tall John Wooden that they have to win 2018 NCAA title or God is going to “call him home”.

What about Anal Roberts? What are their recruiting policies?

C’mon, Tim. I thought covering the end of Roman reigns was Patrick Wyman’s beat.

“Just. Run. Away.”

Actually, this is a good and correct opinion. Peeps are an abomination in the sight of God.