RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Wait, you mean to tell me that an Israeli arrived unannounced and started being aggressive towards the unsuspecting people who were already there? Well I’ll be damned.

Yes, she seemed bent on hauling ass, come hell or ... high water.

There once was a team from Miami

She taught me how to climb trees. And I showed her how to dangle.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

The 2014-2015 Feeling Yourself Award previously belonged to 16 year old sophomore Aiden Miller-Stoughton, who swears he was just cleaning his room.

Little Goat cuts right to the chase. She’s got no time for kidding around.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

You have to give Alfred a hand. He did his best.

I don’t open my books for all to see...but I also didn’t get $615M in public funds to build a stadium for my baseball team to play in.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

RIP, John DeLorean. I wonder what he would think of these replicas.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

#WhiteLivesCantJump

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

So much for having a shut-down vas deferens.

I am so happy that you got out of this relationship. Thank you for sharing your story, I wish you nothing but happiness in your future.