Every study that has looked at the actual effects says that the effects aren’t that big, they only extend a couple blocks from the stadium, and merely shuttles money there from other parts of the city.

A) Pluto isn’t a planet and B) Uranus’s name is a positive.

Ruth was injecting Extract of Sheep Testicle.

Dying because you got buried connecting tunnels sets you up for Cereals Ranked level mockery.

Is this crow smarter?

2008 Lions Point Differential: -249

If it’s good enough for our President-Elect, it’s good enough for everyone!

Is there any way to star just the gif?

Finally, a list that is more than 20% correct.

Good for him. Ultimately, College Football is a business and he should treat it as such. And as far as quitting, how many times did Stoops leave before a bowl game to take on a new job that came with a raise? Seems to me like they have the same motivations.

What a dumb move. Did he not realize that him taking PEDs doesn’t help Cutler’s performance?

Oddly enough, the team I cheer for also just won the World Series.

Correction: Everyone already hated Cubs fans openly.

I predict this will end the same way the Sandusky investigation ended: revocation of all sanctions and a statue of Joe Paterno being put up outside the football stadium.

Getting hit by a car should be #1.

It should be “Grand Theft Stagecoach”.

Can we get a Live Camera on Jeb? I want to see the moment Schadenfreude turns into Happiness.

I hope there’s a Zord ready for when Lord Zed makes it giant.

I guess Miles accidentally ran out the clock.

Maybe he got lost in a cloud?