So now he’s the Tijuanan Candidate?

Na na na na na na na na BATSEX!

He apparently had a knee injury of some sort before then and didn’t play between 8/8 and 8/21. He started a few games then stopped playing. So it could be that he reaggrovated his knee injury and the Pulaski Yankees were responding to a DM from a local reporter about why he hadn’t been playing and accidentally tweeted…

Is he making threats?

Are bear tips better or worse than standard rib tips?

This can’t possibly be filled with the best Hide and Seek players because we know exactly where they are.

SBPD has always been like this.

Is Chris Sale the Worst Sports Baby?

Is the staff going to sport Unibrows for Univision?

A decent enough rant, but I doubt it’ll spawn any good memes.

Does Fucking, West Virginia have the tax base to support a stadium?

The biggest error was starting every drive with a run straight up the middle. It turns out that 2nd and 9 against an excellent defense doesn’t help extend drives.

I guess Rapist Sasquatch is an early favorite for Worst Mascot in the next Deadspin Awards.

I loved this game. If I got rich in the lottery, I’d invest it all on making a gaming studio, acquiring the rights, and making Freespace 3.

“We are proud to announve that we have reached a deal with Tom Brady over the underinflated footballs. Brady will serve a suspension for the first two preseason games and will slap Bill Belichick three times."

Votto will be fine. He is still walking a bunch and has okay power. At some point those lines drives will fall in for doubles and the Reds will suck slightly less.

I will be immortal until the day I die!

Herod died in 4 B.C. So if Mary and Joseph had to flee to protect their son from being put to death by Herod, then Jesus could be no younger than 37.

It’s not full-on Barry Bonds treatment until people make jokes about the size of his head.

No, YOU go read Craggs!