1 game for killing and eating a homeless guy. All because my parents own a franchise.

I really want to see this go to the courts. That may be the only way the NFLPA ever gets any victories over the owners.

I didn’t say it was rational. It’s basically just procrastinating on being angry or annoyed.

Maybe he says yes with no intention of doing it is to avoid a fight at that time(and pushing it off until later).

So the last few years befors his suicide weren’t part of Seau’s life?

Frank Grimes is exactly what came to my mind while reading this.

And Spiderman too.

“Honey, while you’re down there...”

The titan in the third gif looks so very happy...

If the only well done steaks you’ve sen eaten have been anything like shoe leather, you need to find someone that knows how to cook a steak.

Jim Boehner?

I don’t see the ultimatum as backfiring. Dipoto had to know how it would end and likely wanted a favorable narrtive he could tell in future interviews.

I have a hard time reconciling “Cats are whatever” with “I willingly pay money and expend effort so a cat may live with me”. Are there others who spend money and effort with the reasoning of “Meh, whatever” on a regular basis?

So the Knicks are going to foul up by taking a 3 point shooter with the #2 pick, right?

This seems like the writing equivalent of spending a year making a sculpture of a butt pooping on a generic female that has the name tag “Your Mom”.

I thought for sure this was going to end with the buddy in the drunk wife.

He faked the resignation just to watch John Oliver drink a Bud Light Lime.

I once masturbated 7 times in a day. Should I be proud of that or should I be ashamed?

In the future, we’ll travel on our staycations. They’ll be called “gocations” to differentiate them from the regular ones.

Let’s see...at a party...drinking on a couch...hugging...