The best part is the terrible signs.

The most likely option is that Goodell pulls out a clause in the CBA that says that the things that only happen in his head count as evidence, and he decides to add to the punishment by suspending Brady for the season, taking away all of the Patriots draft picks in 2016, reducing player salaries throughout the NFL by…

This article is unfairly biased against the owners. As a result of already having large amounts of money, they deserve even more money.

There are people crowdfunding the Patriots? Really? We’d be better off crowdfunding to pay a guy to give Goodell a wedgie at every public appearance.

The union would fight regardless because they don’t want teams to think that marketing deals that they can later void are a way to get around the guaranteed contracts. No one in the MLBPA wants to look like the NFLPA.

I do! I do!

I know that if I was grass, I sure as fuck wouldn’t want to grow over that ball either.

Better trivia team name: The Eminently Credible Hulk or Meatspin 5000 RPM?

I thought for sure this was going to be a story about an embarrassing admission.

The way I heard it was that he was saying “Tell me you can save me money on my car insurance!”

Neil Young put out a lot of clunkers in his day, but this album was really good.

Make a run Skateboard for the border!

Given how Manfred's term is going so far, I suspect Rose will end up being named Chief Operations Officer at MLB.

"Stepping off a truck" is a euphemism for gay sex?

Bringing in money hand-over-fist no matter how awful the product is?

That's probably part of the point.

Those are still better than "Lions Fans: The Eating-Butthole-In-The-Parking-Lot Man".

That commercial suddenly makes me want to play Grape Escape.

If that were me, I'd be making up stories about being just as upset because I lost money gambling on the game.