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This is the first thing that came to mind. An obvious answer perhaps, but it really does horrify me.

Doesn't matter how good this car is, people will still say "LOL TOO EXPENSIVE COMPARED TO GLORIOUS GOD BUILT GERMANS K THX L8R"

Too many to list. I'd suggest downloading this episode of The Smoking Tire podcast, where my former boss and I tell the best stories about rentals gone wrong:

Why did you switch from driving a BMW to a Saab on Seinfeld? Not that it was a bad move, just curious.

I think it's because almost all the E-Classes I see on the road are with the Sport trim. It just doesn't look out there enough. Same goes with the CLA. A 250 with the sport pack is a dead ringer from the CLA45.

Believe it or not I actually autocrossed one as part of my club’s one-car competition where 25 or so people race the same car to determine the top driver. It was one of the last ones and like many last-year cars like the ’88 Fiero they’d fixed a lot of the issues. Not a barn-burner for sure but no where near as…

Such a pity. They should have built these, SSRs and Prowlers in insane numbers so that they could depreciate for future engine swaps. Sometimes corporate profits should be sacrificed for these kinds of things.

At least this one is good looking. At least more so than that Le Baron

The inherent flaw of this Apple Store is that it used Windows as its first line of defence. The security flaws are like gaping holes you can drive a Opel Corsa right trough with very little effort.

Oh well, we tried.

This can't get promoted enough, it would be awesome to read about.