A few years ago I was a Cab Driver in Wisconsin Dells. For those of you that do not know, The Dells is a tourist trap of a town centered around Water Parks and Vegas wannabe style hotels that cater to fat lazy midwesterners looking for a taste of the out doors without going outside. At night The Dells panders to…

Don't be surprised, people. Nissan was crazy enough to produce this

I read that Autoextremist article... and it's a very interesting counterpoint to all the "La La Isn't Having a Female CEO wonderful" blather.

Who could forget our own Doug DeMuro's Plays With Cars? It was so good I read it in its entirety in under 72 hours.

Go Like Hell, still an absolute classic.

Oh, no. I'm on to their tricks.

It really does sound awesome, as does the M278 (though neither are cheap).

Those burglars have bad taste. Those Breitlings are horrifically gauche.

Fine, fine—the base, non-turbo 2.0 4B11 engine is a tad weak and the model's in desperate need of a refresh, but COME ON! Pretty much every rental car I had made me want my dadgummed Lancer back. Econoboxes are getting too numb nowadays, and the Lancer's still so simple that it's not.

So, you wanted a "European" car. Fine. Problem is, the base Jetta is anything but European. Cheap plastics and no soul.

Seriously? I live less than 2 blocks from here. RSV-to-the-P'd.

Chevy, you're not fooling anyone with the facelift...this car is still extremely boring.