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Sweaters and sweatshirts are both wrong. #TeamJumpers.

I love the photo shoot pictures, but I thought she looked just as beautiful in this picture from yesterday’s Tweet Beat. Her hair just looks great.

I just can’t with Ciara - she and Russell and their constant “God is great-ing”. God may indeed be great (I’m an atheist, so I doubt it), but I STRONGLY DOUBT that he/she/it cares about Seahawks football/engagements on the beach/whether the two of them are getting it on. Their particularly brand of Christianity

I hover because I don’t want some judgmental asshole deciding I’m “neglectful” and calling the cops. It’d be a waste of resources on an already taxed system, bro. 

Do you remember when Ted Cruz was spouting off about carpet bombing (which verse was that in the Bible? I can’t remember) and Obama went on the record saying essentially “That is a literal war crime. We are bombing as much as intelligence allows.”

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced

Hmmm, I can’t decide. His beard is a little too perfectly trimmed for my taste (a la 90's boy band members). I think I like my men’s little more rugged.

Murderino?

The Almighty Johnsons. Also, re-watching Season 1 of The Code in preparation for Season 2 which was just offered on Acorn TV. :-)

Speechless is my favorite new show of the fall season. Every character is funny. As for podcasts, have you tried My Favorite Murder?

WAIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

This is the real version.

When I was living with roommates a couple years ago one of them would constantly watch some movie version of The Phantom of the Opera with the volume turned up way too loud so you could hear it all through the house and now I’ve gone from not really caring about it to full-on hatred.

What a nightmare!

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Interestingly, she comes across as the only “normal one” in the documentary Born Rich (made by a rich kid of the J&J line). Of course, it’s a small sub-set and she may be the most normal of a strange litter.

So, so many people, esp GOPers think if they don’t see it firsthand it doesn’t exist. Funny they’re also religious. Ah the irony

I’d like a poll to see how many women have had men grope at their crotch, ass or chest. Pretty sure it’d be near 100%.