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Yeah, Australians are really protective of our healthcare system. Our PM literally suggested a new fee for it last year and the backlash was so violent and immediate he dropped it like it was on fucking fire. It’s the only thing large intersections of our society agrees on and anyone trying to change it gets shit, but

The tag will have historical interest.

The real story here is that there is a real life lawyer named F. Edie Mermelstein and no one seems to think twice about it.

Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually...

One person’s murdery is another’s bedroom eyes

According to Kidlet, it’s pretty awesome. He’s 18 and, I’m starting to think, has some kind of congenital fuck deficiency - maybe it’s a generational thing? I first noticed it when he was 10 and grew his hair almost to his waist. People thought he was a girl, which most young boys I knew would’ve freaked out about,

When I was still drinking I used to love to take a bubble bath with some wine and watch The Supersizers Go on my laptop.

He looks like a Navy Seal action figure came half-way to life.

True story:

I think the biggest reason why the bloggers are so widely watched is they actually show what normal women can do with beauty products. I’m 30, and never really wore a lot of makeup until the last couple of years because I never knew how to use the makeup correctly. I’ve went from wearing a single shade on my lid

“Rob, you moron, it was a surprise baby shower.”

He was hiding in a “woodsy area” near an apartment complex, with the obvious intent of scaring the life out of innocent passers-by. A guy in a goddamn clown suit jumping out at you in an isolated, woody area is the opening scene of CSI or Supernatural, and would be absolutely terrifying. He was probably arrested on

That is so goddamn weird.

Dusty Rose sounds like Dusty Rhodes.

Congrats! You’re a bag that screams, “I don’t know why the hell my idiot friends thought I’d want this Draper James ‘gone shoppin’’ bag but I have to wear it out at least twice so they see me using it.”

It’s like those white men that are super racist and married to women

I agree with you! All of God’s children are different, which is not a design or evolutionary flaw, but one that helps us all not be killed by the same thing. There are way too many humans now, but as recently as a couple of hundred years ago, over half of us would be wiped out routinely by diseases or famines or

My mother used to go to Weight Watchers in the 90's and (as much as I loathe her) watching her break down before and after weigh-in days was heartrending. I’m fat. My sister is fat (even after 15 yrs of ED). My mother is fat. We’re fat. All the pills and pouches and false hope won’t make us not fat. So fuck women who

Here’s my thing though: When people complain about media representations of thinness, as is happening on this site right now, the complaint always seems to be based, in part, on the premise that the media is covering up the “hard work” or at least the “sacrifice” that it takes to be thin. But I do not believe that