This is my literal worst nightmare.

Yup!! Love it. I'm hoping they'll do some Australian murders so I can double fan girl!!

It was only recently that I heard Chick-fil-a said aloud and realized it wasn’t pronounced like chick filler. I always thought it was weird that they would choose a name that sounded like a teenage boys penis’ nickname

Cairn terrier? That’s interesting. When we got Mr Vickers they said he was a Maltese/shi tzu/staffy cross. Ive always wanted to get his blood read to see his true breed/s.

Oh I hope the photo works! I think our dogs are long lost cousins!

She's come a long way from those Tim tam ads

Yeah, yours is definitely worse. I grew up in the far north and I was never bothered by huntsman spiders but golden orbs here in Brisbane are just.... nghhhhh

Same! Except it wound up on my back, I looked over my shoulder to see these two legs peeking over- then my boss hit me with a broom to get it off me. And both of us stamped it into spider mush. Good times.

It was 77/25c here today and it’s “winter”.

Love her

This is my trigger too. My Mum had a lot of Sissy Houston and jazz lady albums and when I was a child is beg here not to play them because it was borderline disabling to me.

Wow! I thought I was alone in this!!

You could start a fortnightly book club! So much better then bi-monthly or every two week book clubs :)

Wait- do Americans not use fortnight?

A! I pick a. That's really my whole life in a nutshell.

Was making lunch for my kids the other day and asked what kind of sandwiches they wanted like typical kids they wanted a rundown of their options so I says “ why you can put anything on a sand-wick, olive-slurry?”

I just googled that game- so gross!! No shit it gave you nightmares- it's giving me nightmares!

That’s the single meanest thing I’ve ever heard. What made anyone think typing that was even remotely acceptable? May she forever be stepping on lego!

I put on my pretty apron and bake cakes and listen to Danzing.

I'd drive down to Canberra to punch him but we all know poor people don't drive.