lolwtf? Fear is what SOLD all those guns. Is English her first language?

I.DONT.KNOW.

Eh. I think it’s something you pick up along the way and, depending on your own responsiveness and empathy, that’s what can make or break you as a good lover if you’re man. Most men learn via porn, anyway, and have to scale back from there. So they know what to do. They have to have the empathy and willingness to…

Boy, I’m so tired of all these Star Wars!

I’m the kind of foreign policy nerd who watched all 11 hours of Clinton’s testimony at the most recent Benghazi committee hearing, so just thinking about all the inaccuracies in this movie gives me hives. I want to see it, but I’ll spare other moviegoers the sound of me ranting hysterically at the screen, and wait til…

It sounds horrible. No way.

Osmosis Economics. If you’re in the presence of someone with a lot of money, that money will surely spontaneously transfer over to you.

I just took the quiz and aced it. If I had to self-identify, I’m probably an atheist.

Hebrews 13:5

“Fat people don’t know they’re fat because the chemicals in their brain make them think they’re attractive. (Is this a peer-reviewed study, and can I see?)“ = hilarious, also. This whole piece is filled with an easy, quick wit. Is Jezebel hiring because I’d read the hell out of anything Hale writes!

I love the Badoula. She seems like she’d feed you weird, but tasty healthy shit and then tell you all about your past lives. I want my hair to grey like that, I’d die it green and just let it fly.

I genuinely did the exact same thing pretty much every Christmas. I’m really glad my parents indulged those fantasies, because as a consequence Christmas is still the most magical and my favourite part of the year. I love going out and choosing Christmas presents for family, particularly when my brother still didn’t…

the illusion of american freedom~

Yet more confirmation of my theory that fashion is caught in a temporal causality loop. Stephen Hawking, Tim Gunn, and I are writing a research paper on this very topic.

Out-of-touch billionaire scumbag is literally the only role I will ever find Ansel Elgort convincing in.

Maybe it’s an Australian thing? I’m Australian and know a few people who customarily give scratchies as gifts. Usually to adults who don’t need more stuff.

took their kids on a field trip to the Smitten Kitten, a local sex toy shop.

I longed for Teddy Ruxpin. Never got him. :( My favourite toy that I DID have was Rhinokey from the short-lived series The Wuzzles. I have tried watching it on YouTube. It is terrible. But I still have Rhinokey and he is still wearing his hospital bracelet from that time I had the flu.

Why is a 30-something hanging out with a teenager?