They also sleep in separate bedrooms because “Justin likes to read in bed, watch TV, and send emails,” whereas Jen would prefer to just sleep.

I’m not at my thinnest right now. I’m also not killing myself to get skinny before my wedding. My fiancee isn’t marrying my weight - why should I be miserable, to look good in pictures? Fuck that. I’m enjoying my life. I’m enjoying the (non-)planning of my wedding. I’m going to find a dress that I love, no matter what…

Clearly Dr. Ruth meant to put out two different tweets, because a threesome with a sandwich is highly recommended.

My six month old refuses to nap or be put down today so I made a one-handed peanut butter on whole grain sandwich and ate it while pretending that my life isn’t a miserable pastiche of redundancy and diapers.

I completely understand your tease—pun not intended—and I wouldn’t rock that myself, but if she’s to be rebellious while among a group of man-babies, I sort of enjoy the schadenfreude of their being told off by a lady in up-high pigtails.

Really—imagine it. She could be cruising around the studio in a frilly pastel…

She looks like Amanda Lepore

Yeaaaa...that just had an Amanda Lepore vibe to it.

I dressed up as Kimmy Schmidt yesterday for work. Today I’m a pirate tomorrow I’m going to be a witch Sunday might be Velma or do Kimmy again even though every keeps asking if I’m Dora the explorer. My cat is going to be the sorting cat and my rabbit is going to be Hare-y Potter and we’re handing out candy. If someone…

I bought a really cute skirt on clearance and hadn’t worn it yet AND it is “wear pink for breast cancer awareness” day at work so somehow my pink sweater and grey tulle skirt combined and everyone keeps asking if I’m dressed as a ballerina. So I guess I’m a ballerina today.

I was having this conversation with my godmother - I’m not pregnant and don’t plan to be in the imminent future, but I feel like there is no way in hell I’m not going to want the wine when I am. She said you freak out and don’t want to do anything to harm the baby, which makes sense, but I also said I’m sure pregnant…

Terribly under-appreciated character right here.

I fucking LOVE Blanca. Would almost keep watching if this photo means she’ll be in heavier rotation next season. She’s a great character.

Not just hardcore. Metal. She’s Black Flag — after Rollins grew his hair out.

Makes me wish self-righteous paranoia was carcinogenic

This is every family goal I’ve ever had.

He used to have bleached tips.