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Oh my gosh he looks so much like her! There’s another dog in this family of three Cairns that comes to our dog park and one of those is her twin, I swear. My boyfriend has actually gotten them confused before. She even has the plaintive face and big eyes, the fella calls her “Baby Veal Eyes” after that South Park…

Idiots. The Village sucked.

I only clicked on this link to make sure someone made this reference. Pretty sure I will miss Better Off Ted forever.

I have a type. I call them “chubby beardos.” I have no shame.

Facebook is filled with friends you know and don’t like

He’ll always be Mike from ‘Neighbours’ for me...

I just watched it again recently and was reminded just how good it is.

A high school in Vermont banned last year’s homecoming dance because of an increased amount of twerking, another sexually provocative type of dance that involves squatting and hip thrusting

Poor Steve Guttenberg. It’s like no one understands how the printing press was vital for the spread of ideas across Europe.

I went to a Haagen Daz when I was about that age in D.C. I got served by Henry Rollins (who was Henry Garfield then).

Wahhh gross! Mine clung to my hair, I had to grab it and throw it.

I was walking up the hill I lived on in Honolulu. I kept feeling this weird tickling sensation around my knee—I was wearing bluejeans. I kept kind of scratching at it, figuring it was a loose thread or something with my pants. Finally I just stopped on the sidewalk, reached up my pants leg to see what I could find,…

Oh man, I was just telling this story on another website this week ironically enough.

Well, partly because accepting less functional norms lowers the bar all around. Partly also because little kid stuff is magic and moonbeams and possibility and unicorns, and giving scads of money to people who trample over that precious innocent time because they can’t be bothered to do better is actively nauseating.…

Stitches the rapper sounds like a character on Doc McStuffins.

To run for president Madge would have to admit she’s over 35 and lord knows that ain’t happening

Basically this show is a case study in why institutional racism in Hollywood isn’t going anywhere for a long time. Almost everybody in the room was a white guy, almost all the applicants were white guys, and what did they do? They hired a white guy. Because apparently accounting for a different perspective in hiring a…

You know what’s a good time for breaking out the sacrilege? A funeral!

Fuck. That. Bitch. I am entirely without religious or spiritual belief, but I have this rage that boils up in me when people desecrate remains. Maybe it’s the historian in me, but the dead can’t defend themselves and in many cases, their bodies are the only evidence of their lives and to harm that lifeless pile of…