Kris Jenner is thrilled about whatever coin and press Kylie will get dating Tyga’s no-rapping ass.

Also, does this mean that next, Kanye ‘leather running pants because running is best done in leather’ West is now going to brand himself as a personal trainer and fitness expert?

I was just thinking that I remember when those button-up skirts (corduroy!) and ribbed poor boy tops were all the rage back around 1994-ish. I have to say I am relieved someone else on here was around for that.

I don’t know, I’m generally very friendly and amiable, but the amount of bullshit I’ve put up with at the passport office has had me on the edge of screaming. For example, I had three consecutive passport photos rejected not because I was smiling, but because my face was too “smiley.”

Perfection. Like, that’s some next-level shit.

I liked life better when this was the “go-to” for Palins

I like that the URL for the company sounds like “what a waste”.

Well obviously MTV called the conference room of old white dudes who sit around thinking of ways to keep anyone but straight white males down. They decided awhile back that size-zero white girls like yourself would be considered more attractive than the rest of the female population and handed down their verdict from…

And it’s not anger like, “Guys, I’m frustrated about some things that are a bigger issue.”

Every night that my husband conks out on the couch while watching tv, I get so excited because I know the bed is mine, alllllllll mine. I used to wake him up, but then I realized I was a fool.

I did too! Of course, I also wore the same brown sweatshirt for three years. When it got too stained on the outside, I turned it inside out.

You would think instead of tweeting their ignorance they would just, you know, look her up on wikipedia or something...Hey kids: those shiny devices are also computers!

dude why??? maturity level.....

Right? Americans couldn’t HANDLE Australian politics! It’s a straight up, throw down, shitfight of nasty. Release the pearls, USians! Penny Wong is a gay woman walking past a bleating man child who has instructed his WHOLE FUCKING PARTY to not vote on their conscience for gay marriage.

money and fame will drive person to do nutty things.

I was pissed at my sister for taking her husband’s name. But then I realized how much easier life must be with a simple name that isn’t full of consonants that you don’t have to spell out and pronounce for everybody every single time you have to use it. It was like going from Joskrztrewaski to Smith.

People keep complaining that kids today are being coddled, but I don’t think it’s true. They are being tested and assessed more than ever, and taught that they are failures if they aren’t winners. Participation and hard work should be encouraged and valued over results during the formative years.

I have a real soft spot for the gently eccentric names that some celebrities give their kids. I know we’re supposed to sneer and scoff, but awww, it honestly makes my day when I hear that someone’s named their kid something quaintly peculiar. The world is full of awfulness and despair, and I just really like it when…

Exactely. Someone literally fell out of the sky and died in a central London carpark a few months ago; he was one of two South Africans who had CLUNG TO THE OUTSIDE OF A FUCKING AEROPLANE. Can you imagine how unutterably grim your life has to be to take a chance like that? I can’t. The problem is, neither can many…

Why can’t these ignorant assholes just STFU and keep on designing dresses, making Barilla pasta, ruining politics, playing baseball, ripping people off in the name of Jesus, or whatever other occupation they find themselves in, and keep their ugly to themselves. Is that so hard? To opt not to spew hate?

Giving a shit about my physical appearance.