Disappointed. I thought it was an homage to Cecil.

We told our 3 year-old junkie the binkie fairie would come and bring him presents.

I was so high at a club once, I sucked on...never mind.

but they will be australian dollars, which are brightly colored with interesting pictures, so you will be distracted and lose your waffles empire to a band of maurauding kangaroos

I’m never impressed by numbers. Every time anyone brags about the number of people they’ve slept with, it tells me they don’t have much els to brag about, relationship or sex wise. Not to mention it’s douchey as hell to discuss numbers. If it’s a random selection of people, and none of them tried to keep you and you…

It makes me think of the crease under my boobs. In the summer they are like two extra armpits.

I got a grown up coloring book, and that shit is kind of stressing me out! It’s an easy one, and it’s still taken me two hours to color half a picture. I don’t like not wing able to complete something in one sitting!

Fuck. Fuck Fuck fuck. So we have non-violent drug offenders serving 25 years in prison but child molesters, child rapists, and those who facilitate the abuse and sexual exploitation of children get a slap on the wrist and told to behave from now. Seriously! We cry about ISIS and ebola which kill so few Americans it’s…

I’ve come to realize that when it comes to video porn, I just want zero dicks. I don’t care what else is going on but by god get the dicks outta there. No dicks. Though honestly I can’t even get it up to any kind of video porn any more. The various possible/probable consent issues just kill my ladyboner dead.

As long as we can all agree that the ‘lesbian’ porn where women horribly finger fuck each other with incredibly long nails while moaning in the fakest way imaginable is THE WORST. Please tell me we can all agree.

Ha, I’m Australian and our prime minister called it Canadia (possibly to Harper’s face? Can’t remember) so I laughed at the stupidity but then thought “The leader of my country is like that.” How did our countries get such terrible leaders?

I’m surprised the article about Pierce Brosnan didn’t have a picture of his wife. The DM among others is fucking obsessed with showing pictures of his wife! I can’t even bring myself to put into words why they do what they do.

Is it just me or does “sending a smell to the moon” just sound like a faux-folksy way of saying “farting”? Like, “Don’t stand next to Grandma. She had beans for supper and now she’s sending smells to the moon.”

not clues, CUES. as in body language, facial expression, gestures. if you can’t read those things (as in to be able to tell when someone is uncomfortable, afraid, reticent, dishonest, etc) then you definitely should not be a therapist. if you only went by what your clients actually told you in words and ignored…

Bullshit. Much of a therapist’s work involves interpreting body language and non verbal clues. How do you think therapists work with children or severely traumatized individuals, who often don’t have the ability to articulate their feelings in clear language.

Oh Tracy, what would we do without you posting controversial stuff on the weekends to keep us entertained? You’re a Jezebel treasure.
(I predict that this time it won’t be the regular Jezzies who get offended, but we will get an influx of possible MRAs and #notallmen’ers at some point, not to mention mansplainers.)

I think this way too. I used to work in domestic violence and sexual assault prevention and one of the stats that people found very upsetting was that pregnant women’s most likely cause of death is murder, and that domestic violence often begins or escalates when a woman is pregnant. People used to theorize that this…

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