I find his pouty, round, baby-fat face unpleasant and his general demeanor annoying. I don’t find him remotely attractive. Even in a GOT context I just want him to take a bath.

So, the insider trading conviction was just to plead out to avoid being nailed for a hydroponic marijuana operation that put Saving Grace to shame?

Just make sure you stay away from the Australians.

In this case, more like “demontia.”

Involves him just lying there and providing +2 sexual damage.

My love for Samira is, perhaps, too great. And tragically unrequited.

Don’t resist arrest! If you just let them arrest you for nothing, they won’t have any reason to arrest you for resisting? Wait...what? Arrestception...

Check this out:

Now that’s applied science.

Just my gut talking here, but isn’t Jewel’s use of remiss incorrect? I always thought it meant sort of negligent and it doesn’t seem to fit that sentence in that case. Of course, I left school about a million years ago, so I’m probably wrong.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! You win today :)

A variety of tampons/pads/etc. My mom is old school and uses only GIANT pads or the applicator-less OB tampons, and while I prefer those now, when I got period they were really hard to deal with. My sister felt the same way and was ridiculous grateful when I got her the super plasticky Tampax pearls. Maybe with a note…

Well this was when JG was PM. Not only does she not have any children, she’s only 13 years older than me. I didn’t expect TO bouncers to be well-versed in Australian politics.

You don’t want to be any of them.

I hate lining up for clubs, so when I lived in Toronto I’d tell bouncers that I was the Australian Prime Minister’s daughter. Clearly that is not an impressive claim as it never worked.

The sad thing is the Taylor v Perry fued is still more interesting than any of the fueds the WWE is pushing.

“MY OWN WEDDING is the only one I have ever attended where I didn’t cry.”

I love BCO, reading horror and happy stories from the States is great, but it also shows that arseholes are the same the world over

Calls when he's going to be late/plans change. Keeps his word. Is handy. Is kind. Listens without trying to "fix it" or tell you how to fix it. Buys feminine products without flinching.