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This is my go-to cheer me up picture. YMMV, but I figure it’s worth a shot

Rebel Wilson is dating a comedian named Mickey Gooch

Yours is the first comment I’ve read that smacks of my reality - not an office rock star. I started working as a child (as a “domestic” cleaning houses with my mom) earned a few advanced degrees and worked the whole time. In those 20+ years there was never a minute that I wouldn’t have walked out if I won the lotto.

I honestly think the reason it sold was this guy idiot-savanted onto the perfect formula—it’s not the porn aspect men care about most, it’s the feeling that you’re here, at the party, and these girls are doing this for you because you’re so awesome.

Seeing as my body is 90% torso, the highest of the high rise look low rise on me. I can’t imagine the tiny zippers. I must have an awkwardly long crotch area. I’m so long waisted it’s absurd. I would be completely naked in low rise. They confound me. And shorts? Forget it. I’m not even tall and need ridiculously long

This is like white people problems the movie. “I don’t want to be a corporate drone man, I want to make music.” Yeah because for most people its one of those two options.

Dadbod Chris is SO MUCH CUTER.

I feel you :(

Hear, hear. I keep trying to ask people on platonic dates, but that just seems to freak them out. Like, seriously? You’ll give a guy your phone number after talking to him in a smoky bar for ten minutes, but I ask if you want to hang out in the daylight some time after a thirty-minute conversation on Game of Thrones

apt. how fucking apt that was.

One of the USC Film School’s most famous classes is Film Symposium, taught by Leonard Maltin, where studios each week bring movies they haven’t yet released in theaters, and then after the screening, people who worked on the film (ranging from directors and writers and actors and composers and production designers and

It’s not a celebrity being a dick story, but it’s a story I will cherish forever.

MC Chris is a douche bag. I used to be a huge fan of his. I got tickets to one of his shows and I was so excited. I left early and followed the directions to the venue but I just couldn’t find it. I circled the block several times and drove up and down the street. Still, I couldn’t locate where the concert was being

If you could be there and wear this why wouldn’t you? Fashion (at this level) shouldn’t be “safe”.

I would cover all my walls with fabulous wallpapers and throw sumptuous curtains on top. Giant rugs. Colorful sofas. But mainly the wallpaper. I want to feel like I’m living in a jewelry box or GTFO.

Do you get angry at a handicapped person being in that spot? No? Why not? Because they can’t ‘help’ being handicapped? How do you know? Perhaps that person chose a profession that was dangerous, and hurt themselves, and now gets that spot. But of course, you can’t tell that by looking.

The one comment that asked if she was AWARE of the negative side effects of being obese absolutely kills me. Like there is ANY way you can get through a fucking DAY without being told how “unhealthy” it is to be big. Yeah, assholes, we’re aware.

Let me tell you about what life is like as a fat sexworker. My job involves sharing photos of myself as a strong, sexy, sexual woman, in varying degrees of undress. It involves me setting a figure - a not inexpensive one, either - on what I feel access to my body is worth.

This, for a myriad of reasons, makes some men

Fat AND happy here. I’m just a few years and a few pounds more than you. I love fashion and have clothing, shoes, and accessories that I love and tend to err to the side of “dressy” in most situations. I love to wear makeup and try out new hairstyles. I am also pretty outgoing and a performer. My skinny to average

Great. An Aussie collaborating with a company who don't ship to Australia.