It was a bit of a strain to sit through.

Live And Let Pee

Lean’s not dead. He’s just... unavailable.

Goldshower

Plenty of Time To Die

One of my all time favorite MST3k quips is “underwater fight scenes are like the drum solos of movies.”

Martin Scorsese thinks you aren’t cinema.

“The Man...” uhh... “With the Golden Catheter"

Is it because Billie Eilish sings so slowly?

*Erich von Stroheim punches hole in straw boater

Now you’ve done it, you just made David Lean cry.......

“This Bond movie is too short!” complained no Bond fan, ever.

Movies should be no longer than 95 minutes.

No Time to Pee

And yet, you’re in no position to give or deny me any jobs so... c’est la vie. Have a good one.

His diffidence is chilling, but not scary.

Chevy Chase not scary?

In a Malick film, the rock would not be moving.

Troll harder.

Incredibly, that episode also featured Elisabeth Moss. No joke. She voiced the little girl.