Thise characters are make believe. The actors playing them aren’t. It’s expensive to do unnecessary CGI. Therefore, they need a reason to explain their aging.

Why the fuck do they keep thinking that anyone wants Fred Armisen to be in literally anything?

“They asked me to play a pedophile terrorist”

There is a graphic novel series I read recently, Gideon Falls, that has this phenomenon as one of the signifiers of the possessed and it was super creepy on the page.  Also brings to mind the controversial series Crossed.

If Spielberg had a tendency to disappear from the set with Harry Styles, yeah, I bet we’d be discussing the hell out of it.

and yet, here we are up to the gills in it

The daddest dad to ever dad:

and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope- d’awwww

Does this make him the Eggman?

I was told there would be no math.

In which case, we should get them on an infinite number of typewriters and have them write Shakespeare. Or maybe something else, we’ve already got a lot of Shakespeare.

This is the only appropriate response I’ve seen so far.

Well good thing the character is fucking dead. Won’t have to get rid of him now. Jesus that’s awful, I’m sorry this happened and seeing him back on TV prominently must have been miserable.

Surprising, especially after he played Trump-lite on Doctor Who.

Sorry Rethuglican connies. If I wanna spend my monies on “woke” (lol) causes, that’s my choice. Freedom of the market and all that.

Poop Doggy Log

“And now you, Travis, what do you want for softball interview christmas?”

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We have to do what we can to keep Steve Guttenberg a star.