😍 for real 

FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS!

“Highest elevated stress levels in a movie theater.”

‘The Safdies’ sound like an award show all their own, although I can’t figure out what the hell they would be for.

Just happy he made a movie without a lot of fart jokes. He’s got a few serious roles to play before we start talking Oscar.  Ask Gary Oldman.  Or Paul Newman if he was still alive.  It takes awhile. 

Aw shit, are Sandler and Dafoe doing a gritty reboot of The Super Mario Bros?

Because I think I would actually purchase a ticket for that...

Because you shouldn’t hear it?

Karate, the Dane Cook of martial arts!

The Vlasic Picle Stork was raped

Clearly Mr. Peanut was close to uncovering who killed Jeffery Epstein

Technically, it started in 1989.

For me, it never gets better than this:

Jesse was meant to come back in Conversations With Dead People - the best S7 episode - and have a storyline with Xander much like Willow was meant to be talking to Tara. they couldn’t make it work, so that’s the only episode of the show with no Xander whatsoever

Doyle died because Glenn Quinn’s drug habit was out of control to the point where he couldn’t function on the show anymore.

A koala that was on fire. In retrospect, it might actually have been a bad omen.

Not true. It's only been 30 years since he did Rachel Hunter.

Yes, much like how he batters my eardrums every time I hear his godawful voice screech out one of his insipid fucking songs.

Sigh.

Wow, “Thing May or May Not Happen, We Really Have No New Information.”