I can’t wait to see Her Smell. Madly in love with Elisabeth Moss and seeing her raw and angry will be intense.

Everyone knows it was a Nazi time machine.

It's like George Lucas moved to Scotland and put on a dress!

And they go on forever too!

The book is really good, it has given me nightmares. It sounds like they fucked around with the premise so badly that I’m not sure i want to see it. Hearing they cast Bullock was a WTF moment for me.

In the book the character is in her early 20's.

Bill Murray is so confused right now, he’s over in the corner crying!

John Wick Goes Somewhere Cheap

FUCK! Came here to make a “They’ll never stop John Wick” joke.

Sadly, too many people would be like “Why is Spock underwater?”

To keep out the Mexican Aguamen!

Will Aquaman Breach Or Sink To New Depths At Box Office?

Amber Heard was bad too? But she reads books, just like a big girl!

Eventually it will reach the point that for a film to ALMOST break even, every man, woman and child on earth will have to pay for a ticket. 

Can we please have a moratorium on the fucking tipping questions?

I hate 99.9999999 of all Christmas songs. Most are either maudlin or Yaaaaay! Life is awesome and if you don’t love Christmas you are a loser! However, one song I DO like, and one that would probably end up on most peoples suck list is “Step Into Christmas” by Elton John. It’s happy and fun without being mindless and…

I'm forever confusing The Philadelphia Story with The Philadelphia Experiment 

He should have abso-fucking-lutely died in that Doctor Who episode.

Holy shit, that Menchie’s is a three minute walk from my apartment!

I’ve always wanted to try it.