Wasn’t there a segment on This American Life that offered proof that waitresses who are overly nice and friendly make LESS in tips than those who just give perfunctory service?

Maybe this is why I used to get sick every Thanksgiving/Christmas.

Are they implying that Giles “turned evil”?

OK. I remember an interview with her from around that time where it sounds like she was taking credit for them but that was so long ago I might not remember it right.

So they are worried about diseases that might spread from food but NOT the diseases that might spread from the rotting corpses of homeless people who died from starvation?

I’m so proud of David! he’s come so far since Van Halen!

PFFFT! I can hardly see Trump risking his life to destroy the One Ring!

The problem with that is that the GOP doesn’t need to think on its feet, all it has to do is come up with some outrageous lies and its members will believe it, no questions asked. When the Democrats announce who their candidate is, all the GOP has to do is say “Uh, BLANK raped and murdered a baby!” and their base will…

Don’t want to be a downer but the whole “one day the youth will save us” almost never pans out. The young will rally for change...until the day they realize “Uh...I can make how MUCH money by toeing the party line? Sorry blacks, gays and women, you’re on your own!”

Jack Kirby’s legal team.

Why does the Scarlet Witch look like Scarlett Johansen and Black Widow look like Elizabeth Olsen?

It never really dawned on me before: Grimm is basically a Golem.

Republicans complain that schools/colleges are indoctrination centers for liberals but they believe and expect the military to be indoctrination for conservative values. By the time you are discharged you are expected to be pro-gun, anti-immigration, anti-feminist, anti-LGBT, pro-Christian...whatever the GOP believes…

I’ve never understood why SNL has a reputation for historically being a liberal humor platform. During the first Gulf War, the show was basically a cheerleader squad for Bush the First and the military.

HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE THESE BOOKS? THE ELF KING STEALS THE DRAGONS MAGIC CHALICE, THERE, BOOM, DONE!

Didn’t Snodgrass create the Borg too?

My top three “Bad Movie” podcasts are, in order:

Celery has always tasted like metal shavings to me.

I once broke up with someone and she left that song on my voicemail. It still makes me break out in laughter sometimes.

I always thought “Secret Smile” was far superior.