It’s not like the world doesn’t deserve this.

It’s just a Captain Kirk mask turned inside out and painted white, right?

How cum they never did a “Halloween Goes Hawaiian”?

I always have to be reminded that Voyager wasn't the show that Hexum died on the set of.

Meh...could be ruder.

I was born in ‘71, I’ve got stuff in my body you DO NOT EVEN want to think about...

The largest friend tried to eat him.

Contemporaries? 

I get a weird Patrick Troughton vibe from this pic...

I was going to post shoes. If you want to avoid pain and more than likely crippling yourself down the road, you need to spend some money.

I have legit never heard of Aldi before this article. Their logo makes them look like a bank.

I never read the book but did watch the 1990 mini series: does she really have sex with ALL  the boys? In the mini series it was a plot point that one of the adult Losers was still a virgin.

You had a bad experience. Just don’t ever go back to that place. A Yelp review is just you trying to get revenge because you weren’t treated like the royalty you believe you are.

“Y’know...RANDIANS!”

This type of hero fiction is designed so that the reader identifies with the “good guys” and everyone they dislike in the real world would be part of the “villain” group. It never occurs to them that the people they don’t like see themselves as Griffindor and see them as Slyherins.

I know it when I see it!

Mad Max:Fury Turd

That’s odd, kamikazes usually don’t bring passengers with them... 

DAMN RIGHT, YOU MAGGOT!

Photo caption: “GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!”