TRY TO DETECT IT!

Take the skinheads bowling! 

Heh! Mumu!

Everyone in her family looks like they were burned in a fire.

Correction? Damn near killed ‘em!

“I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.” 

Isn’t Chloë Sevigny too old for this shit? 

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO MOVE YOUR CUBE

“*Have you ever noticed that loss prevention guys are the biggest fucking creeps on the planet.”

Why are you shouting? Are you deaf, Death?

John Cale’s Heartbreak Hotel

By leaving the body as feces?

AND THEY HAVE A PLAN...

The attractive young stars are considered ugly!

I’m writing checks for movie tickets that can’t be cashed for two years

I had the biggest crush on her!

It’s one of those things that sound really great at first but if you sit and think ahead to the future...imagine what a relationship with someone like that is going to be like.

Yeah, this letter sounds like a Data B-plot from an episode of TNG.

Good point. Elderly people do date, maybe it just didn’t work out.