I have this really bad hang up where if I look at the covers of old horror/sci-fi novels I get really anxious and depressed. I have honestly thought about getting help for it because there must be some kind of underlying trauma there. The articles on here about Philip K. Dick novel covers in other countries and the…

Porn parody: Savoring Ryan’s Privates 

When I eat at McDonald’s I give back to the world.

Kaley Cuoco has a brilliant career ahead of her as a bitchy HR manager at Home Depot.

Doesn’t Bialik do that thing where she breast feeds and lets her children sleep in her bed until they’re 20?

Who wants to see a movie about old fashioned root beer?

R.I.P. Bond movie that might have been interesting.

Doctor Thirteen is a woman!

heh, more like clickBAT, AMIRITE?

Are there people in the Star Wars universe who are AT-ATheists?

I actually think that would fall under ironic.

He works for A God, not THE God

I’ll take “Clumsy Attempts to Get Laid” for a thousand Alex.

“What a shrill, pointless decade.”

Eyve nevah seen anywun so good aht spellun!

It took me many years to realize that at the end of Blade Runner, when Roy Batty saved Deckard, he was “helping the tortoise on it’s back in the desert” and proving he was “human”. I think the original V.O. (“At the end he loved life-ANYONE’S life”) kept me from realizing this earlier.  

Star Trek: No Undiscovered Country For Old Men

Q: What do they call Bea Arthur on Arrakis?

She has two brothers who are gay and she’s fiercely protective of them, I wonder if she took this role as a loving tribute to them.

Why is Colin Farrell wearing a blond wig in that pic?