I read that pattern as old lady bed sheets, but yours works just as well.

So Santa Claus is the head of the KGB!?  That is some high level conspiracy right there.

Switching up metaphors, we need to start a back-burn to stop Christmas. Let’s create a new holiday in early November and pray that it has the staying power to force Christmas back into December.

Actually, Christmas has already occupied Thanksgiving and is on the border of Halloween.

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This is the essence of the war right here! FULL STOP!

They would mostly cave like the little babies they are. They’d convert to whatever the big bad meanies told them because they’re barely Christians at all and being threatened by a more powerful daddy is scary to them. These people aren’t the ones to fight for what they believe in when there are actual stakes.

Every outfit she wears is horrid.

Why is her dress made out of the material my grandma’s couch was upholstered with? Such a strange fashion choice.

The war seems to be: The Right: “You should all be forced to sing our music, pray with us and observe our holidays,” vs everyone else’s, “no, I don’t think so.”

Duuuude. Santa Clause has the goods on everyone. Especially the people that don’t believe in him. That’s how he knows to put them on the naughty or nice list.

the war on Christmas is a real thing going on in our culture.

Can we please make sure we NEVER let drunk racist uncles and their cousins run the country again?

Sates is a correctly spelled word, it’s just not part of the name of the country of which Fat Donny Two Scoops is president. Spell check can do many things, but it can’t tell the difference between does not and doe snot.

So tired of all these tired arguments.  What we should be doing is looking at all the things we have problems with and finding workable solutions rather than arguing over philosophies.  Easier said than done.  But all I can say is that if you are a rich as fuck 1% and you are against giving up some of that money to…

This is (or can be) true. The rub is that like any system of government, the viability and success of that system is realized by the people who run it. A system is just a system—what matters is what the people do with it.

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Be careful what you say about dried out dog turds etc etc etc

Lol at this bitch is out here ragging the government that her war hero father has helped run for half life and worked for the other half. If the government is so incompetent, then some of it is dad’s fault. As long as we’re here, a short list of government money well spent for the public benefit: