My friend Jo Weldon literally wrote the book on leopard print. I recommend it because it is so entertaining and informative and insightful.
The Metro Nashville PD shot another fleeing black man less than a mile from my house less than a year ago. His name was Jocques Clemmons.
I have perished.
My BFF works for Dolly and keeping this one a secret has been KILLING HER (Us- you know she told me.)!
Loads of brands do this with their unsold, higher end merchandise. Notice how you’ve never seen a Louis Vuitton handbag at a Tj Maxx or a Burlington Coat Factory. It’s not because they sell them all. It’s because they buy back merchandise and destroy it to keep it out of the hands of poor people. Capitalism is gross.
Loads of brands do this with their unsold, higher end merchandise. Notice how you’ve never seen a Louis Vuitton handbag at a Tj Maxx or a Burlington Coat Factory. It’s not because they sell them all. It’s because they buy back merchandise and destroy it to keep it out of the hands of poor people. Capitalism is gross.
These practices are deplorable and illegal.
Don’t wipe for fuck’s sake. DAB!!!! Toilet paper irritation is real.
Way to fly all the way off the handle because you don’t know that sarcasm exists. Sheesh.
I was at an after party with Marilyn Manson when I was in high school in like 1997. He kept offering people at the party orange TicTacs from a package in his pocket. And people were eating them. He gave me one, and I pocketed it. As I was leaving, he motioned me to come over to where he was sitting. He says to me,…
He’s in Byzantium and Get Out! He’s got range, too, because his characters in each of those two movies are completely different and he nails them both. Also, I just wanna find shapes in his freckles all day long. Droooool.
My crush on Caleb Landry Jones recently became terminal.
I forgot about that tuck and roll move at the beginning. Truly fucking ridiculous.
I just spent an hour enjoying how great she is. I needed it. Thanks.
THIS!!!
FIND ME THAT PINK SEQUIN MILITARY BLAZER IMMEDIATELY.
Thank you for mentioning the bit about Winehouse. I was somehow blissfully unaware and have gleefully cancelled NPH as a result. I knew I hated him, but couldn’t figure out why.
The lack of red onion and bleu cheese crumbles is upsetting the fuck out of me.
Real talk she is a cunt tho.