As the owner of 2 Selkies, I must warn you. You will be ruined. You’ll want to be a marshmallow every day. 

I came here to saaaayyyy that! 

Hello I am present and accounted for on this one. HERE FOR IT. 

I guarandamntee that evrey last darn one of em got the shot.

Alice Cooper is a devout Catholic who tricked us all. A true artist. 

It was just poor lens choice on the part of the photographer. 

So like, how long do we have? Days? Weeks? Should I pay rent or try heroin?  Like, I need to know the numbers here so I can plan my last moments.

I had several hot toddies last night and spent an hour laugh reacting to people that were mad at Christainity Today in their facebook comments. *shrug* 

I bet you’re fun at parties. 

Yes. But I do speak French.

Look. You take me out of Tennessee and I Immediately pick up a new accent. Some folks just can’t help it. Chicago? Paris? New Olreans? I’ve accidentally been mistaken for a native in all these places becuase I can’t help myself when it comes to accents. *shrug*

Hi. I have waist length hair and I am here to report that the tub shroom is bullshit and does not work. 

Hi. I have waist length hair and I am here to report that the tub shroom is bullshit and does not work. 

HOLY SHIT THAT GAVE ME THE GOOSE BUMPS THO. Why do I love him now?

Gauche means tacky. Gouache is paint. <3

seriously, who ungreyed this comment? ugh

Wrong. We’re the only country where this happens but these films and shows and games are available globally. Next.

He should stick to insisting that women use wet wipes. I somehow find that LESS creepy. 

Yes except I haven’t found strawberry ones yet hahahaah. 

My gal pal called them Dumb Bitch Juice this weekend and I almost died. 

No. Zima was super sweet and nasty. White Claw is La Croix that makes you friendly.