This makes her even MORE evil in my eyes. Like, she KNOWS what she is doing is wrong, but she just keeps on keeping on.

*BARFS FOREVER*

Yeah, as I said in another comment someplace, that’s all just a glib fucking excuse they made up. They wanted to put something controversial and gross on their cover so little shithead perverts could jerk to it. IMAGINE how many young boys were probably titillated by such a fucking horrific image!

Someone tried to argue with me LAST WEEK that the band meant it as a metaphor -the Green monster (the record company) was “raping” artists (the girl scout) and that the Red monster represented the band, coming to save music from the industry. And I shut it down so fucking fast. Like, if that’s the statement you’re…

This seems like a missed opportunity. We already have FENTY + PUMA. Why not FENTY + PUMA + FENTY BEAUTY?

This seems like a missed opportunity. We already have FENTY + PUMA. Why not FENTY + PUMA + FENTY BEAUTY?

This reminds me of my baby feminist ass destroying the liner notes to Appetite for Destruction because of the painting inside. Basically the same thing, right?

I AM CRYING AND I HAVE CHILLS. Every dancer my age was forced to learn the IF choreography and it just kills me to death every time.

Hello. I think I love you.

*high pitched screaming* OH MY GOD YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! My mother and I are destined to become these women. I’m so happy to have more source material.

I ALSO HAD A GREY GARDENS BIRTHDAY PARTY LAST YEAR! We ate ice cream and corn on the cob!

There are not adequate words in any language to adequately describe how badly Keanu Reeves needs to have his way with me.

But did she get her card back?!?!

When I became a burlesque dancer 8 years ago, I chose his name for myself.

How can I help? I just looked thru all of the non-profits for the whole county and nothing addressing this issue was in the list. Seriously. If the government won’t fix it, let’s crowd source the fuck out of it.

Kanye is fucking trolling everyone, as usual. PS. I fucking hate trolls sooo.

The only thing I got out of this was that these girls have never been in a real fight in their lives.

Hello. I still use Aqua Net. And it is still the best smell.

That was truly beautiful.

Well, until the guy that played the principal was arrested for child porn. . . .

All of his films are like this, in my opinion. I rewatched Weird Science recently and I was like HOW HAVE I FAILED TO NOTICE THAT MAGIC SUCKS ALL THE CLOTHES OFF THIS GIRL AND THEN SPITS HER OUT NAKED IN THE RAIN?!?!