Does anyone else feel like this is a direct reaction to the popular/positive news stories about the unveiling of the Obama portraits? Like, Old Donny is so pissed that Obama made headlined during his precious presidency that he’s nipping all portraiture in the butt just to make sure they can’t paint anymore cool pics…

I loved him so. I rarely think of him without crying. In fact, I am crying now.

THE PRO-GOBLIN AGENDA MUST BE STOPPED.

Fun HOA story: A friend of mine lived in a subdivision with an HOA. He faithfully paid the fees and was generally happy with the arrangement. . . until he wanted to rebuild his deck. The HOA just gave a flat out NO with zero explanation and told him to refer to the HOA contract he signed before “wasting their time…

Uh. People usually sleep AT NIGHT. This is absurd. Sure, keep the garage doors open all day, but then at 4:02 pm, those garage snoozers are RIGHT BACK AT IT. Ridiculous.

I’m sorry but how does the 2 Beckies thing get addressed?

This is beautiful proof that REAL style is timeless. What a gorgeous space.

The use of the Lemonade pool .gif and the Apple care Lady... I love you. I love you so much.

Hasn’t Bono been cancelled for AGES?

I am not proud of how hard I laughed at that headline, but you should be.

I also heard they were looking to determine once and for all that the earth is flat.

False.

I respect anyone who does anything right, for the most part. But this Trucker Hat Evangelism can suuuuck it. But I also think churches shouldn’t be tax exempt anymore. SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT IT OVER HERE.

Just an isolated incident

Holy shit. The horror. I thought I had it bad with a roommate that insisted on playing Built to Spill’s “In the Morning” every morning. (I love Built to Spill and that song but COME ON! EVERY DAY?!?)

Who Dave Matthews? I have no idea but I will accept links to any juicy stories. I refuse to give him googles tho.

NETFLIX AND PRAY. Hat tip to you for that pithy bit. And I agree, this new evangelism stuff is regressive and stupid. I wish I was more eloquent.

Never change, bb.

AMEN AND HALLELUJAH. Also, your screen name has me pea green with envy.

I’ll say to this what I say to all hip religion: