Oh even worse. He hid his bullshit in spirituality.

I hate the “hilarious naked guy” thing. Being forced to look at some weirdo’s wang is my version of hell.

Your encouragement is so appreciated! I think after the holidays I’m gonna start trying to see him at least once a month.

DAVE MATTHEWS IS IN FACT THE WORST.

RIGHT? Well. . . most of my friends are married. But there’s a few of us living single style and we’re all pretty wildly happy.

That’s the dilemma. Carbz are delicious.

He’s a gosh dang Adonis for realz.

Yeah I pay $32 a month just for the membership. Paying $50 a week on top of that and I’d basically have zero savings and zero fun money. But I also want abs soooooo *shrug emoji*

Right? It is nearly unbearable. *faints*

You’re WAY ahead of me. I’m pretty out of shape right now. BUT I WANNA BE WHERE YOU ARE.

like HOT hot.

A couple of my best friends work out with this guy I had a crush on in high school who is now a personal trainer. His weightlifting sessions are $50 a pop but my girls look AMAZING and he’s super hot so I am trying to work him into my budget.

My rent is obscenely low as well. HOORAY!

I have a sister that I don’t exactly gel with. . . So my roommate is defo picking up that slack.

THIS THIS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We joke about buying a duplex for a “just in case” scenario. . . You know, so the dudes don’t HAVE to live in the yard.

*sends stable roommate vibez*

Or! Women have valid life experiences that are different than your own.

My roommate and I have a super good Grey Gardens thing going on. It is pretty ideal. And neither of us will ever marry, so we make old lady plans. If we decide to like a boy, he has to live in the yard.

Hello I am 37 and my roommate is my best friend. *shrug emoji*