Brittany Howard is in Nashville a lot (might keep a place here) and frequents many of my favorite joints. I find it very difficult to follow the Nashville Code and not fan girl out and bother her. But our city has a time honored tradition of leaving celebrities the fuck alone. You’re welcome, Nicole Kidman, because…

WHO HOLDS A PEN LIKE THAT?!?!?!?! She must be stopped.

You’re not even good at being a troll.

Jokes on you. I’m not wearing panties.

“ I for example agree with whatever my relatives say about current political situation and don’t start arguments” = If my mom is a nazi sympathizer then I am gonna be, too.

Politics based on harming the marginalized is absolutely some bullshit that is more important than who changed your pampers. You must be pretty shallow not to understand that. If my father raped me am I supposed to get over it because he’s my dad? Fuck you and people who think like you.

Male Beckies are Chads or Tylers.

YES KESHAAAAA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Modern Family also has merits. But it is not the total package like Black-ish.

You make an excellent point. Splitsies it is. Half the statues to Blackish and half to Atalanta.

Black-ish deserves ALL the Emmys.

Save the tone. I was just trying to save you some astonishment, hon.

Maple iced and blueberry cake, please and thank you.

Except that I do fucking know her. Soooooo. . . .

Class of ‘98. Blue Knights! *said in awesome sporty bark voice*

Oh cute you didn’t read the book.

Hello I also came to be mad at the underage sewer orgy. I love King, but those 2 or three pages are seriously WHAT IN THE FUCK DUDE?

Man. As a life long Nashvillian, let me give you some advice:

I am not mad at this.

OH MY GOD DRIVING HERE HAS BECOME SERIOUSLY INTENSE. I’m a native so I still remember the days of practically no traffic. I’m very GET OFF MY LAWN about it. Why, I remember the days when driving from Madison to Hume-Fogg was a 15 minute trip at 7:30am. *shakes cane at sky*