I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING.

I came here to angrily correct them.

Agreed. Like, at least use watered down, flat coke.

You can see the “foam” at the top of the tea in this pic. Whiskey doesn’t do that.

That gray New Look Dior ensemble is what my autumnal dreams are made of. Celine Dion is my new Madonna. I want to be her best friend and eat macarons while she sing-talks to me about nothing.

“an affinity for strong women of color”

Thanks for articulating what my anger wouldn’t let me.

Everything you just said made me throw up in my mouth. It is nearly treason for you to fuck someone who doesn’t think you’re a person. You should have your tits revoked.

Ehhhhh sorry. You’re just dead wrong here. If he supports Trump, he hates women and therefore gets no sex. IF IT AIN’T WOKE DON’T FUCK IT.

That Don Henley concert happened in very close proximity to Craig Wedren’s (lead singer of Shudder to think) house and he was talking about it on facebook. It was pretty funny.

Go home troll.

I came here to say this, too.

It’s fucking delicious but it makes me shit my brains out. So if you want a Pistachio or Black Cherry laxative, GET YOU SOME.

OH LOOK A DUDE WITH AN OPINION ABOUT SOME SHIT HE DOESN’T GET AN OPINION ON. cute.

Do we have the receipts on these videos? Nah? Sit down.

I saw the picture without a caption and legit thought it was a new design of Hitachi Magic Wand.

At least she’s wearing sleeves?

Showing up to say “I don’t like something that a lot of folks in Israel do like” makes them sound like an asshole, yes. And defending their backhanded compliment makes YOU sound like an asshole. “Why not freak out about someone worth freaking out about” was the gist of their comment and THAT MAKES THEM AN ASSHOLE,…

Your definition of a hissy fit is broad, I see.

Celine Dion is the most amazing and perfect woman on the planet.