Please tell us more on how you became the boss of these types of things.

But you sound like an asshole on the internet. She clearly has an appeal to MILLIONS of people. No one cares if you’re not one of those people.

Calling something “low class” says more about you than it does the person you just insulted.

“Thanks Mom” was perfect and I love you.

*crying* I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH I COULD DIE.

Something tells me that would be a dream come true for Rich.

She should get life in prison for those brows, tho.

BUT HALO TOP IS SOOOOOOO GOOD. The pistachio and the mint chip and the lemon cake and the black cherry! It is also high protein so I use it as a meal replacement from time to time. Maybe you you had a shitty flavor? I heard the cookie dough flavor is AWFUL.

Oh that warms the cold, dead remains of my heart. SO many people, not just celebrities, are total assholes. When someone who gets famous remains cool, that’s a tiny miracle.

TERRY GARR FOREVER!

YES JERRY SEINFELD HAS THE RIGHT TO REFUSE TO BE HUGGED BY PEOPLE HE DOESN’T KNOW BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE TO LAUGH AT THEM LIKE A FUCKING SNOB WHEN HE DOES IT.

This is just stupid because the original is literally perfect.

OMFG so many.

He should stick to shit he knows. Fucking white dudes gotta be experts on everything.

I was coming here to say this. That’s like saying, “I’m allergic to knits.”

No veil in Saudi Arabia but this nonsense in the Vatican because Jesus. Ivanka looks ridiculous. That veil misses the point entirely.

In the photo I attached Katy is dressed in “Kardashian Drag” and has tagged each Kardashian in the places they had plastic surgery. Caitlyn Jenner is tagged on her crotch. Equivocating sex reassignment surgery with lip implants is transphobic.

Sharon Van Etton! She was also in The OA. She’s my little songbird and I loooooooove her.

I have now been informed that the singer was NOT my college bestie (makeup and lighting, y’all, it’s confusing) and that my bestie is gonna be in other episodes down the line. So feel free to throw shade. HAHAHAHA!

You hush your mouth that is my college bestie singing and she sounds amazing.