Shouldn’t all these issues have been discussed before the appointment to the position?

My state is finally getting shit right! He also jusy signed 3 different bills to protect immigrants. He signed the most progressive recreational pot legalization (automatically expunge pot convictions if it is under a pretty large amount, you apply to have it expunged if it is over that amount and communities…

As a sidenote, a lot of these pro-life comments remind me of a recent Daily podcast episode where they interviewed the sole abortion provider in the state of Mississippi, I think. He essentially pointed out how heavy it was the face the opposition every day while he went to work, especially since on multiple occasions…

The Tati-James Charles beef is THE talk of 6th grade currently. Some students have sworn to sell their “Sisters” hoodies on eBay or give them to goodwill. Others are still wearing their hoodies and enduring taunts of “Bye Sister”. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. I had a student draw devil horns on the pic of James Charles…

“I mean, on the one hand, it certainly seems indulgent for a multi-millionaire to skirt law school and take a swing at studying criminal justice because she has the means (and childcare) to do so”

Do you have to time to fall down a rabbit hole? I recommend this article and the linked TED talk. I’ve never looked at serial killers the same and I feel bad.

I don’t get why they’d hire her if they wanted only bland Oprah from an alternate reality. I assume they likely only wanted her name, but wanted “her to speak when spoken to” and let the sacred dusty ones that currently run the show continue it their way. But let’s be real, 60 minutes. If you were doing all that…

You’re telling me a show run by old white guys who let let numerous men get away with abusive behavior for years tried to sap the personality out of the most famous beloved person on the planet, a person who happens to be a black woman? I’m shocked. The most shocking development of my very very tired life. 

Welp, made it until 9:25 on a Monday morning before I hated everything. Great job everyone.

My grandfather runs the town garden club, so between his crop, my own, and the club’s leftovers. He has a public access show now too, at 87 years old.

All that garlic in addition to roughly one thousand various herbs, tomatoes and other spring vegetables/plants in his greenhouse. Most of those will go to the annual…

Counterpoint:

I love it when my man shaves, it’s like I have a second secret boyfriend that occasionally comes to stay for a week until he transitions back into my first boyfriend.

We need R Kelly, Trump, and the KY Turtle Senator to grow some beards so this beard obsession can pass.

Boring. Let’s clone these guys, Anisodon, the giant prehistoric horse/ape thing.

I also got RBG in trouble once!

Serena Williams popped in the Silver Diner in Fairfax, Va few times. Servers can sniff assholes out and let me tell you... she was a QWAAAAAIN. I guess there’s an athletic facility near because Dave Bautista also popped in. Athletes always get 10 scrambled eggwhites with spinach and a side of chicken breast.

When I was a young waiter in NYC in the early 90s...

When I was about 16 I was hanging around London Marylebone station with my friend Neal when Jimmy Savile came over and said hello to me. Neal was quite a shy and unassuming guy but he immediately stood up and said “why the hell would she want to talk to you, you’re a disgusting pervert, now fuck off!” and off went…

My Grandma: I was not playing seamstress to 5 boys... they were all taught how to sew a button, hem, patch and repair... as she tossed a needle and thread at me...