I miss Mad Men.

DHARMA AND GREG - retitled as Dammit and Regret

I have stomach issues that sometimes lead to big time gas bloating (ew, TMI, I know) and can go from having a relatively flat stomach to looking 5 months pregnant over the course of a couple of hours. I would HATE being famous and having people speculating about my body.

“Single and ready to mingle” Luann is the best Luann. Yes.

Exhibit A for the defense your honor : taylor swifts no ass.

I demand a recount.

Forehead?

I bet the reason why they are unveiling this horrifically racist piece of shit legislation and yesterday’s affirmative action bullshit investigation is because his approval is going down. Nothing energizes his base like the promise of shitting on a non-white person.

His jokes suck, but this line...

Sad! I know immigrants who speak better English than the President, with a yuger command of their vocabulary.

When are they going to address the low-skill system of his Administration?

I don’t get it either. In King of Queens, he was probably the least funny actor, unless you got a real thing for fat jokes.

Kevin Can Wait was the most successful new comedy on television last year,

Can someone explain the appeal of Kevin James? I do not find him funny at all. Like Adam Sandler level of not funny.

I have no problem with Leah Remini, but if it means I have to watch Kevin James, I’m out.

...went ahead with the lawsuit AND continued to court the press! From my understanding the NBC interview happened after the photographer offered to waive the fee. It seems to me that Neely wanted press for her “beauty” blog more than she was really upset about her photos.

Shaving your head makes you a great actress?

If that haircut doesn’t earn Kate Hudson her oscar nothing will! (Nothing will.)

I think the thing that’s different about the Skimm, for better or worse, is that it takes that fluffy tone and applies it to serious news articles. When Cosmo covers, say, rape on campus, it doesn’t use the same tone as it does for the best bikini for the season.

Oh, I find that positivity bullshit to be its own form of aggression. A former friend of mine labeled anything she didn’t like or any critical opinion she didn’t agree with as “negative.” It was such a maddening, disingenuous copout.